Saturday, December 6, 2008

I'm a tripping hazard



Dear Santa,

On Thursday night, I landed right on my butt in the middle of a crowded cafeteria. And today, I proceeded to bite it again in the treacherous snow. Fortunately, there were fewer audience members this time.

For Christmas this year, I would greatly appreciate a pair of snow boots with the best level of traction available. I would like to walk to class with some peace of mind. Not fearing a concussion or a broken tailbone with each step. Merry Christmas!

Love,
Emily

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