My 100th post!

I have no appetite and I'm still very feverish after a night of tossing and turning and sweating. What a great way to celebrate my 100th post!

It did make me feel better to visit my favorite site, One Sentence, to get a nice chuckle. Although it makes my head ache to laugh.

Two good stories I read today:

"Shortly after a palliative care nurse suggested Preparation H as a treatment for my weeping induced under-eye bags, my mother, who was dying of cancer, opened her eyes and left me with these parting words of wisdom to sustain me after she died: "Whatever you do, Petunia, do NOT put ass cream on your face."

"After just purchasing a used couch and attempting to pick it up, it's hard to believe the seller when he says the bottle of KY that fell out isn't theirs."

I love one sentence stories! Happy 100!

One Sentence

This website encourages you to tell your story - life story, an insignificant story, anything - in one sentence.

A favorite submission:

"When the one-armed Amishman sitting next to me started talking about condoms, I knew it was going to be an interesting train ride."

And one of my own submissions:

"Looking at the picture of my grandfather, I was finally able to blame someone for my double cowlicks."