Showing posts with label pancreas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pancreas. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2008

Bionic Woman

At every three-month endocrinology appointment, my doctor routinely asks if I have considered returning to insulin pump therapy. And I always politely say no.

I remain strongly anti-pump for a couple of reasons:

When I was on the insulin pump two years ago, it just did not work for me. For many people, it helps to improve diabetes control - but I didn't improve at all. Plus, the pump was a bigger hassle than it was worth - door knobs ripping out the tubing, scar tissue build up, allotting an hour of time to numb the injection site, irritating alarms beeping at three AM, disconnecting when showering, etc.

But, by far, my biggest turn off is how terribly conspicuous the insulin pump is. Illustrated by this picture of the continuous glucose monitoring system (the latest "improvement" in pump technology):



The smaller sensor checks your blood sugar every few minutes and relays the information to the pump, which responds accordingly - increasing or decreasing insulin.

It would be cool to, essentially, have an external pancreas that does most of the work for me...but I maintain that I will not go back on the insulin pump while it makes me look and feel like freakin' Bionic Woman.

One day, when the technology is perfected and the device is so discreet that only I can possibly know about it...I would love a sweet bionic pancreas.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Camp Korelitz



My camper's sign/our cabin motto



The girls dressed up as the first diabetic cavewomen (the theme of the dance was Your Favorite Person in History)



The lovely cabin 6B



Britney Spears and I
-"You're the insulin to my blood sugar, always bringing me down."



My camper



Pranking the other girls' cabin



Dancing!



Capture the flag - Blue Team!



Rocking out



Flava Flav - his favorite person in history



After our failed attempt to shaving-cream the boys' cabin



Late night dance party in the cabin



Two of my favorite counselors



More of my favorite counselors



-"Ketones: Story of my life"

(And I'm not going to give out the names of my campers or fellow counselors with their pictures because I have a fear of some creepy Internet stalkers. Sorry!)